This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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