I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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