I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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