Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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