what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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