i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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