I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
