another moral hangover. fuck.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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