New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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