so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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