Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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