it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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