windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
i think my cat just said my name.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Randomize
