Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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