id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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