No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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