i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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