Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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