The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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