Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I love having hate sex.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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