my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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