her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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