Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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