Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
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look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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