I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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