he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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