from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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