people are starting to question the shark bite story
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
These tits shall not be calmed
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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