just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
