I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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