well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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