I can tuck mytits in my pants
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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