I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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