everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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