I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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