i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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