At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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