just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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