I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I showed him my bush... on skype.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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