32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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