I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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