he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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