The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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