oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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