i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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