Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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