ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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