Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I love you. Go after that dick
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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