hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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