so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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